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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Jan 24, 2014 8:28pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Just a sampling of what happens when you search for the Grateful Dead on Gizoogle and follow the link to their Wikipizzle article. Full link follows. Fo' shizzle.....

http://www.gizoogle.net/xfer.php?link=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grateful_Dead&;sa=U&ei=7zzjUtjVG8eihgex7IDYBw&ved=0CCEQFjAB&usg=AFQjCNH0QfhpG-i94bZ0H6TZBGCYm_BOqw

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This article be bout tha rock band. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! For tha folktale, peep Grateful dead (folklore).

Grateful Dead

Background shiznit

Origin
Palo Alto, California,
United Hoods

Genres
Rock

Years active
1965 - 1995

Labels
Warner Bros., Grateful Dead, Arista, Rhino

Associated acts
Da Other Ones, Da Dead, Furthur, Jeremy Garcia Band, RatDawg, Phil Lesh n' Playas, 7 Walkers, Rhythm Devils, Donna Jean Godchaux Band, Missin Man Formation, New Ridaz of tha Purple Sage, Oldskool n' up in tha Way, Legion of Mary, Reconstruction, Jeremy Garcia Acoustic Band, Kingfish, Bobby n' tha Midnites, BK3, Heart of Gold Band, Da Tubes, Bruce Hornsby n' tha Range

Past members
Jeremy Garcia
Bob Weir
Phil Lesh
Bizzle Kreutzmann
Ron "Pigpen" McKernan
Robert Hustla
Mickey Hart
Tomothy Constanten
Keith Godchaux
Donna Jean Godchaux
Brent Mydland
Vince Welnick

Grateful Dead was a Gangsta rock band formed up in 1965 up in Palo Alto, California.[1][2] Da crew was known fo' its unique n' eclectic style, which fused elementz of rock, folk, bluegrass, blues, reggae, country, improvisationizzle jazz, psychedelia, n' space rock,[3][4] n' fo' live performancez of long musical improvisation.[5][6] "Their music," writes Lenny Kaye, "touches on ground dat most other crews don't even know exists."[7] These various influences was distilled tha fuck into a gangbangin' finger-lickin' diverse n' psychedelic whole dat made tha Grateful Dead "the pioneerin Godfatherz of tha jam band ghetto".[8] They was ranked 57th up in tha issue Da Top Billin Artistz of all Time by Rollin Stone magazine.[9] They was inducted tha fuck into tha Rock n' Roll Hall of Hype up in 1994[10] n' they Barton Hall Concert at Cornell Universitizzle (May 8, 1977) was added ta tha Library of Congresss Nationizzle Recordin Registry.[11] Da Grateful Dead has sold mo' than 35 mazillion mixtapes ghettowide.

Da foundin thugz of tha Grateful Dead was Jeremy Garcia (guitar, vocals), Bob Weir (guitar, vocals), Ron "Pigpen" McKernan (keyboards, harmonica, vocals), Phil Lesh (bass, vocals), n' Bizzle Kreutzmann (drums).[12] Memberz of tha Grateful Dead had played together up in various San Frankieco bands, includin Muthafucka McCreez Uptown Jug Champions n' Da Warlocks. Lesh was tha last member ta join tha Warlocks before they became tha Grateful Dead; he replaced Dana Morgan Jr., whoz ass had played bass fo' all dem gigs. With tha exception of McKernan, whoz ass took a dirt nap up in 1973, tha core of tha crew stayed together fo' its entire 30-year history.[13] Other longtime thugz of tha crew include Mickey Hart (drums 1967-1971, 1974-1995), Keith Godchaux (keyboardz 1971-1979), Donna Godchaux (vocals 1972-1979), Brent Mydland (keyboardz 1979-1990), n' Vince Welnick (keyboardz 1990-1995).

Da hustlaz of tha Grateful Dead, a shitload of whom followed tha crew from gangbang ta gangbang fo' years, is known as "Deadheads" n' is known fo' they dedication ta tha bandz music.[5][6] Da crew n' its followin (Deadheads) is closely associated wit tha hippie movement n' was peeped as a gangbangin' form of institution up in tha culture of Tha Ghetto fo' nuff years. Forma thugz of tha Grateful Dead, along wit other musical muthafuckas, toured as Da Dead up in 2003, 2004, n' 2009 afta tourin as Da Other Ones up in 1998, 2000, n' 2002. There is nuff contemporary incarnationz of tha Dead, wit da most thugged-out prominent tourin acts bein Furthur n' Phil Lesh & Playas.

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Poster: Purple Gel Date: Jan 25, 2014 11:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Who da fuk is JEREMY Garcia?

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Poster: jgIynn1.2 Date: Feb 6, 2014 12:41pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

He da guy had Bizzle Kreutzmann workin' da drums, yo!

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Poster: jgIynn1.2 Date: Feb 6, 2014 12:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Freakin' hysterical full of great quotes

"Lesh was tha last member ta join tha Warlocks before they became tha Grateful Dead; he replaced Dana Morgan Jr., whoz ass had played bass fo' all dem gigs."

"Da crew n' its followin (Deadheads) is closely associated wit tha hippie movement n' was peeped as a gangbangin' form of institution up in tha culture of Tha Ghetto fo' nuff years."

Thanks Mando I needed a good chuckle!

This post was modified by jgIynn1.2 on 2014-02-06 20:45:04

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Poster: AltheaRose Date: Jan 25, 2014 4:35am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Uh, OK. I guess that, leaving aside the whole uncomfortable blackface schtick, it at least shows how language changes perception. Describing the band as "thugz of the crew" isn't much more askew than painting them as kynd peace-and-love advocates of granola, rainbows and unicorns.

I prefer the Uncyclopedia entry. Well, actually most of it doesn't really work, like Saturday Night Live on an off night, but gotta love the redirect notice:

>Whoops! Maybe you were looking for Drug abuse?

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Grateful_dead

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Poster: Mandojammer Date: Jan 25, 2014 7:02am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

What can I say, it was late and I was really bored.

It's kind of like the car wreck you can't help but gawk at as you drive by. I typed in some fairly serious topics - Nuclear warfare, Fukushima Accident, etc., and could only shake my head. Admittedly, I had to wince while laughing at some of the "translations"

"Da failure occurred when tha plant was hit by tha tsunami triggered by tha Tōhoku earthquake;[6] tha plant fuckin started releasin substantial amountz of radioactizzle shit beginnin on 12 March,[7] becomin tha phattest nuclear incident since tha 1986 Chernobyl fuck up n' tha second (with Chernobyl) ta measure Level 7 on tha Internationistic Nuclear Event Scale,[8] releasin a estimated 10-30% of tha earlier incidentz radiation.[9] In August 2013, dat shiznit was stated dat tha massive amount of radioactizzle gin n juice be among da most thugged-out pressin problems dat is affectin tha cleanup process, which is sposed ta fuckin take nuff muthafuckin years. There done been other spizzlez of contaminated gin n juice all up in tha plant, n' a shitload of it is gettin tha fuck into tha sea. Plant workers is tryin ta lower tha leaks rockin measures like fuckin buildin chemical underground walls yo, but they aint improved dat much.[10]

In comparison.....Uncyclopedia has this....

Chernobyl was a nuclear plant that asploded all over everywhere. Although the government there denies it, the radioactive love explosion spread across the world. Thus, every single woman was impregnated, and resulted in the birth rate going up 50000000% that year.(because radiation is the ultimate fertility aide) The radioactivity also caused a brain cancer in every single person, so no one seemed to notice the radioactive babies everywhere. The babies then preceded to build an underground civilization because they felt they were shunned by our society. Then, the babies grew up and turned into angry pubescent radioactive teenagers. The US military finally found out about the radioactive children, and preceded to initiate a bomb underground. Then it didn't work cuz the kids were freaking radioactive. The U.S. then built a giant laser to turn all of the kids into oil, thus killing two birds with one stone. Then some crazy pot-smoking reporter made this whole story up and told it to one of the generals of the pubescent kids. The odds that this was actually was going to happen was one in 10000000000 which is more than 1 million times more likely than being struck by lightning. Anyway, the kids were struck by the ray, but its effects were not immediate. The children managed to spread themselves out among the globe, and this explains why America has no damn oil while everyone else has a fucking stockpile.

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Poster: AltheaRose Date: Jan 25, 2014 8:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

And that, children, is why we should always believe everything on the internet.

I suppose they'd both go well with Black Labal. Actually, that may have been how it was all written ...




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Poster: DeadRed1971 Date: Feb 6, 2014 4:45pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Well, we finally found out who Big Nig, whose crib they rocked on December 4, 1965 is.

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Poster: Purple Gel Date: Jan 25, 2014 11:47am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Who da fuk is JEREMY Garcia?

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Poster: Finster Baby Date: Jan 25, 2014 2:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

He was Robert Hustla's writing partner..yo!

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Poster: midnightcarousel Date: Jan 29, 2014 9:27am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: The Grateful Dead as you have NEVER heard them described....

Only problem is that the links in the article go to regular wikipedia pages.